26. august 2011

Humoristisk luftfartselskab

Kulula er et sydafrikansk lavprisselskab med fed humor. Her er nogle af de beskeder der er givet til deres flyrejsende ombord:

  • 'Please pay attention to the safety announcement, because you will be writing a test shortly'.
  • 'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane'.
  • 'Please check the overhead storage, the seat pocket in front of you as well as your neighbour's bag for all of your nice goodies. If you do decide to leave something behind make sure it's something shiny that we can use or sell on our next flight - no children, spouses or in-laws allowed'.
  • 'Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants'.
  • 'In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favorite'.
  • 'Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!'.
  • 'Welcome to Johannesburg, if this is not where you were intending to go then you have a bit of a problem'.

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